Satan Loves YOU!

Lyrics for the Melbourne "musicians" This Is Serious, Mum in reverse chronological order.
Credit due to Leo, KikiTT, Cameron, Roger and most likely a few other people.

Parental Advisory: This page is self-rated MA (Mature Adult).
It contains frequent course language, sexual references, drug references and adult themes.

www.tism.wanker.com  1998
 1. (There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
 2. Whatareya?
 3. Dumb 'N' Base
 4. Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
 5. Been Caught Wankin'
 6. Denial Works For Me
 7. The Parable Of Glenn McGrath's Haircut
 8. I Might Be A C***, But I'm Not A F***ing C***
 9. Yob
10. Great Expectorations
11. A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink To Get Pissed
12. The Men's Room


Whatareya?  1998
 1. Whatareya
 2. Untz... Untz... Untz... Untz... Untz... Untz... Untz... Untz... Untz...
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 3. I'd Be Happier If I Was More Depressed
 4. Whatareya (Gratuitous Profanity Carelessly Slapped Into Verse With
    Spurious Artistic Merit And No Conceivable Motivation Other Than A
    Deliberately Perverse Desire To Shoot Onself In The Foot-less Mix)


Faulty Pressing  1998   [official title and most track names unknown]
 1. Pamela and Tommy
 2. That's What Fame Is All About
 3. 
 4. The Last Aussie Guitar Hero
 5. Famous In Springvale
 6. Kate - Fischer Of Men
 7. My Brilliant Huntington's Career
 8. Criminals Have A Great Life
 9. Drugs Are Fun
10. Excellent Reviews
11. Julius Seizure Act 3 Scene 2 Verses 73 to 118
12. I Dream Of Cancer
13. Bronwyn Brown
14. Two Wagging Teachers
15. 
16. Rebel Without A Paunch
17. Blur
18. I'd Be Happier If I Was More Depressed
19. Crossfade
20. I Wish I'd Slept With More Girls
21. You've Gotta Love That


I Might Be A C***, But I'm Not A F***ing C***  1998
 1. I Might Be A C***, But I'm Not A F***ing C***
 2. Drop The 'Tude
 3. Kate - Fischer Of Men
 4. I Might Be A C***, But I'm Not A F***ing C*** (Karaoke version)


Shut Up - The Footy's On The Radio  March 1997
 1. Radio Edit
 2. Extended Mix
 3. Triple M Edit


Garbage  September 1994
 1. Garbage
 2. Junk
 3. Strictly Refuse
 4. Rubbish   [instrumental]


Machiavelli and The Four Seasons  1994
 1. (He'll never be an) Ol' man River
 2. All Homeboys are Dickheads
 3. Garbage
 4. Lose Your Delusion II
 5. !UOY Sevol Natas
 6. What Nationality is Les Murray?
 7. Greg! The Stop Sign!!
 8. Play Mistral for Me
 9. How Do I Love Thee?
10. Jung Talent Time
11. Aussiemandias
12. Give Up for Australia
   [Philip Glass's Arse]


GOLD! GOLD! GOLD for Australia! - A BONUS DISC
 1. Jung Talent Time #1
 2. Abscess Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
 3. Dicktatorship
 4. Strictly Loungeroom
 5. There's More Men In Children Than Wisdom Knows
 6. Garbage
 7. Junk
 8. Strictly Refuse
 9. Rubbish   [instrumental]
10. Jung Talent Time #4
11. F*** 'Em F*** 'Em - The Lot of 'Em
12. If You Ever Hear His Name, Harden Not Your Arteries
13. Does Fame Bring Forth Madness?
14. "Don't Believe The Hype" Is Hype
15. Bash This Up Your Ginger


Gentleman, Start Your Egos  1991
 1. Mistah Elliot - He Wanker
 2. A Faceful Of Divertamenti
 3. Kill Yourself Now And Avoid The Rush
 4. Take Your Love
 5. Root
[6. Defecate On My Face (c&w version)]
 7. All Ordinaries Index
 8. I'm Into Led Zep
 9. The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
10. (I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
11. Gas! Gas! An Ecstacy Of Fumbling
12. Pus
13. Babies Bite Back
14. Death Death Death


The Beasts Of Suburban
 1. Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt
 2. Bishop = Handjob
 3. Get Thee To A Nunnery
 4. Father And Son
 5. Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
 6. If You're Ugly, Forget It
 7. Mourningtown Ride
 8. Lose Your Delusion I
 9. Jesus Pots the White Ball
10. Mr. Ches Baragwanath, State Auditor-General
11. Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Representatives
12. Recorded by Triple J, 24-1-93 Melbourne Showgrounds
   [Loser, Loser, Loser, Lost  (3:54)]


Great Truckin' Songs Of The Renaissance
 1. I'm Interested In Apathy
 2. Saturday Night Palsy
 3. The Mystery Of The Artist Explained
 4. If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
 5. 40 Years - Then Death
 6. Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'
 7. The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
 8. Choose Bad Smack
 9. The Fosters Car Park Boogie
10. Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
11. I Drive A Truck
12. Defecate On My Face
13. Kill Americans
14. Volare
15. The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword
16. Slave To The Economist
17. I Shit Me
18. Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
19. Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
20. The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi
21. And The Ass Said To The Angel: Wanna Play Kick To Kick?
22. The Mordialloc Rd. Duplicator
23. Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
24. Ezra Pound-Axe King
25. Johnny To B. Or Not To B. Goode
26. Morisson Hostel
[27. Credits]


Hot Dogma  1990
 1. The TISM Boat Hire Offer
 2. Existentialtism
 3. While My Catarrh Gently Weeps
 4. They Shoot Heroin, Don't They?
 5. Dazed And Confucius
 6. Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 1
 7. I'll 'Ave Ya
 8. Whinge Rock
 9. The TISM Nightsoil Cart And Horse Blues
10. (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Furniture
11. The TISM Finance Plan Offer
12. Leo's Toltoy
13. The History Of Western Civilisation
14. Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 2
15. My Generation
16. I Don't Want TISM. I Want A Girlfriend
17. Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 4
18. Get Thee In My Behind, Satan
19. We Are The Champignons
20. Let's Club It To Death
21. Let's Form A Company
22. Life Kills
[23. unlisted continuation of Ron's rambling]
24. Pus Of The Dead
25. It's Novel. It's Unique. It's Shithouse.

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