"Don't Believe The Hype" Is Hype

"Don't believe the hype" is hype.

Every skater I've ever met is a rat-faced fuckin' git
With their stupid olly-impossibles, board side, over-hip
There's a certain cock-sure arrogance only a skateboard can give
They think the world's against them; thank fucking christ it is.

Every crew member I've ever met seems to be a turd
How come it's the illiterate that know every rapper's words?
Up behind the shelter sheds, black consiousness goes wrong;
Malcolm X, he's from Run DMC; Martin Luther King, from a U2 song

And every teen fan I've ever met who claims not to beleive the hype
Is full of self-righteousness and downright fucking tripe.
They say how they hate the stuff that's lectured by their fathers,
And then they swallow whole the guff that's said about Nirvana.

And every adult I have ever met that says kid's music alarms 'em
Forgets the most brainless turd of all is Johnny Fucking Farnhem.
Adult rock is a load of dung, to paraphrase the jesuit(sp?)
Give me the rock fan when young and I'll give you the adult idiot.

So every every kids dressed like Axl Rose, little 16 year old wanker,
Underneath those rebel's clothes is a future merchant banker.
And every jumped up little prat wearing those workin' men's shoes
In ten years time is the person that watches the Channel Ten news.