We Are The Champignons

Being crucified by all the scribes
You can't see our backs for all the knives
The critics have done all they could
Fair enough; we're just no good

We've tried our best, no excuse
We've come to realise it's just no use
It's about time everybody understood
One simple fact: we're just no good!

This latest effort; it's pretty drab
Try {?}; they're always fab
Turn off the radio; I know I would
Let's just face it; we're no good

It's about time that a rockband spoke
{?} Black; they were a joke
We'll be the first in the neighbourhood
To say without a doubt; we're no good!

No good, no good good good
We'll be the first in the neighbourhood
No good good good

Possibly then, we could get Sting
Admitting to his pissant thing
When Dunsinane gets to Burnam Wood
That's when he'll say "I'm no good"

Now Bono, take a stand
This time against your band
Morality's your daily food
Why don't you preach "I'm no good"?

No good, no good good good
Morality's your daily food
No good good good

Just before we run out of time,
That last verse contained an eye-rhyme
And I feel that I should
Point at that it wasn't good

The singer mucked up the song
The guitarist got it wrong
The bassist, in all likelihood
Is like the drummer; they're both no good

You wouldn't be talking to me 'cept I'm in TISM
{?} I'm a boring person, I'm not {?}, I'm nothing,
 {?} talking to me, {?}. I'm not worth talking to