I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt (Karaoke version)

I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is .. sick
I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.

I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who’s one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat.

I might be a ..
Whoahoa
I might be a .. but I'm not a .. ..

I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your mum's number?

I might be a ..
Whoahoa
I might be a .. but I'm not a .. ..
But I'm not a .. ..
But I'm not a .. ..