Johnny To B. Or Not To B. Goode

Johnny got home and he went to bed
Johnny went on to do Melbourne Med
Johnny got rich being a doctor
And he died after a happy but boring existence
Stay home, home Johnny home, stay home...

Johnny To B or not to B Goode.

Well, no-one knew Johnny and he didn't care. . .

<the rest of the lyrics, as taken from The Guide>

. . .When on the bottom storey he climbed the stair
Johnny didn't get very far
Most of all he hated guitar.

Johnny's mum took drugs and alcohol
Johnny's mates knew she was a moll
She told Johnny to be a rock roll star
He said 'No way, I'm staying right where I are'.


Nov 1983