The Fosters Car Park Boogie

I'm a bogan, baby, always was
I'm only happy when I punch a mod
And in walked a pine-haired turd
I looked at my mates and said 'thank you God'
Dyed black hair done all spiky
I saw him laugh when they played Bon Jovi
Had a jacket on just like a bikie
If there's a bigger mod could you please show me
Jumped up little bludger

Me and my mates were gathered round
What was on - well nothing much
Had me pair of mockers on
My denims nearly crushed my crutch

Thought I'd go into town
But then I said 'Well what the fuck'
Foster's carpark, I've always found
Just hang out there and I'm in luck.

Snot-nosed, jumped up little bludger
When I see you, I wanna punch ya.

We followed him out of the pub
Told him rock and roll will never die
Then down on the dirty bitumen
Me mates and I showed him just why.

Do you wanna die for art
If you wear black leather pants
Come on down to Fosters car park
Me and the boys give you your chance

Snot-nosed, jumped up little bludger
When I see you, I wanna punch ya.


June 1987