Whinge Rock Do your dishes stink in your sink? Is your vacuum cleaner bust? Is your refrigerator on the blink? Well come on, whinger, sing along with us Whinge rock (x8) Are you suffering alienation? (suffering) Living in your ghetto-dwelling fringe (hohohooo) They say capitalism's a harsh cruel word (cruel word) Come on all you potheads, have a whinge Whinge rock, whinge rock Dishes need washing and the drains are blocked Whinge rock, whinge rock I'm an artist but my {floor ain't marked?} There's a song squawkin' on the radio (radio) Someone's complainin' 'bout heartburn (hohohooo) Oh, Sting has lost his copy of {?} (hoho woohoohoo) Well come on, listeners, now it's your turn, yeah Whinge rock, whinge rock Dostoevsky knew it hurts to the marrow Whinge rock, whinge rock Stuck in a lane without a right turn arrow Whinge rock, whinge rock I'm late for work and the car won't start Whinge rock, whinge rock Think I'll turn my pain into art.