Saturday Night Palsy Well I don't want to live and I don't want to die I want shove a red hot poker through the eye Well I want it to shine and I want it to rain I want to get hit by a freight train Be bop a lula ba lom bam balsy, huh I think I've got Saturday night palsy, That's what I said A wom bom a ly bom ba lom bam balsy, yeah yeah I think I've got Saturday night palsy, Gotta tell me about it Well someone better shoot me before it's too late I want to be impaled by a fifty-foot stake My VU meter's in the overload Well I think my aorta is going to explode Be bop a lula ba lom bam balsy, yeah I think I've got Saturday night palsy, Doctor A wom bom a ly bom ba lom bam balsy, yeah yeah I think I've got Saturday night palsy, Do something, do something Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night palsy Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night palsy, Have mercy on my soul There's been a subtle shift in foreign policy, yeah When all I've got is Saturday night palsy, yeah, woo, get down, Ladies and gentleman, you gotta hear my story I got a brand new car and a new set of clothes I want to pull my brains out through my nose Show me to the women and show me to the bar I want to jump into a vat of hot tar Be bop a lula ba lom bam balsy, yeah I think I've got Saturday night palsy, huh A wom bom a ly bom ba lom bam balsy, yeah yeah I think I've got Saturday night palsy, help me doctor Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night palsy Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night palsy, Don't just sit there Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night palsy, Yeah yeah yah Saturday night, {woo!} Saturday night, Saturday night palsy, help me doctor. June 1986