It's Novel. It's Unique. It's Shithouse

Move Monday to the end of the week
It's novel, it's unique
Stage the Olympics on Everest's peak
It's novel, it's unique
{?}
It's novel, it's unique
Dance on one leg everytime I speak
It's novel, it's unique

(chorus:)
It's shit-
It's novel, it's unique
-house  (x2)

Read the Bible in ancient Greek
It's novel, it's unique
Be baptised in General Creek
It's novel, it's unique
Born in heresay up to the beak
It's novel, it's unique
Cette chanson c'est magnifique? No
It's novel, it's unique

(chorus x2)

Wo, wo wo wo wo  (x2)

{?} inside a horse's carriage
It's shithouse
Go on a campaign to legalise marriage
It's shithouse
{?} communism
It's shithouse
Wanna wear funny hats? Join TISM
It's shithouse

(chorus x2)

It's shit-
It's novel it's unique
Cette chanson c'est magnifique? No!   (x4)