Kate - Fischer Of Men

Kate - Fischer Of Men

I know he owns a paper, Kate, but I buy one every day
It's not that he's rich and successfull that you love him, so you say
Which makes me feel so much better, Kate. Cos I'm not any of those.
And just like him that's got nothing to do with my abilities, God no.
As it is I'm still renting and the place can get a little drab.
But at least you know in two decades time I won't look like his dad.
There's a tall poppy syndrome, Kate, that is ready to attack.
Come with and I'll guarantee you won't get any of that flack.
There's sneering, two-bit, disaffected, maladjusted types
Ready with their oh so moral high-ground jeering hype
Condemning you just because you are who you are.
I'd drive around now and rescue you, 'cept the diff's gone on my car.
It's not too late to give him the A and come with me to Airport West.
We've got a brand new shopping mall with an eight cinema multiplex.
There's a half-tube skateboard ramp and the water slide's the best.
Down Airport East they say we're snobs but I know you'll be impressed.
In Airport East they ain't got much so all they do is slag
Just like the people who's weddings don't make the women's mags.
I'm interested in wog-ball and I really like Aca/Daca
And I'm better than him because I'm a Stormin as well as being a Packer
'Cause I'm a bit short of cash right now and before rumours get about
Anyone says I like you for your dough I'll snap the bastard out
If I marry you I'll be famous, Kate, but they won't take my privacy
Enough about me. What about you? What do you think of me?
I'll just assume it's a done deal, then, and get on with the rest
Like finalising photo rights and which tabloid offers the best.
Give it a break, Kate, you can't complain if we make a buck.
Our marriage could set us up for life with a little bit of luck.
I could be rich and famous, Kate, just you mark my words
Why marry some unknown jerk from the outer suburbs?