A Faceful of Divertamenti Love is like cum; you gag but you swallow As it goes down your windpipe and comes out tomorrow. Never forget that you'll never remember my name won't you take your lips off my member Mumma's in the kitchen cookin' fish and chips, Daddy's in the toilet bombin' battle ships. Remember the days when you were a lad Tryin' to root the arse off your mum Or blow the fuck outta dad. And if you're a lassie, that part of you achin' The man who kissed mum and brought home the bacon. Mumma's in the kitchen cookin' fish and chips, Daddy's in the toilet bombin' battle ships. What happens now? We're as naked as babies All over each other like VD or rabies In each other jockettes, long may we wallow, Love is like cum; you gag but you swallow. Mumma's in the kitchen cookin' fish and chips, Daddy's in the toilet bombin' battle ships. Well.. impersonating witches put the simulating stitches in the britches in the broads(?) who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies with the hairy mother courting red diggers(?) who I was just passing by Nov 1985