Bishop = Handjob March the 17th, I gotta wear green June the 10th, I gotta love the queen Box Night, gotta be one'a the blokes April the first, I gotta play practical jokes Christmas Day, I gotta be nice to all lovers February the 14th, I gotta have a secret lover On New Years Eve I gotta rage On my 30th birthday, gotta lie about my age Not a shining wit, I'm a whining shit September the first, I gotta love my father May the 12th, I gotta love my mother First Tuesday in November, gotta go to (?) Last Saturday in September, I gotta throw up Not a shining wit, I'm a whining shit Not a shining wit, I'm a whining shit At the moment of conception gotta follow the norm Gotta be like everybody else from the day that I was born Gotta live my life by the calendar on the fridge, Gotta die the day that I pay up my mortgage Life's a piece of shit, woah woah woah Open a vein and slit, woah woah woah Life's a piece of shit, woah woah woah Gotta step in it, woah woah woah Not a shining wit, woah, I'm a whining shit, yeah Not a shining wit, woah, I'm a whining shit