I'm Interested In Apathy I know how to cheat at Tattslotto, I got a great idea for a song, I know the truth about Marilyn Monroe, I can prove Einstein's theory wrong. I can predict mankind's fate, I know where there's oil in Bass Strait, All the deserts I could irrigate, All the poor I could emancipate. [chorus:] But that's not what motivates me, I'm interested in apathy Apathy, apathy, apathy, Apathy, apathy, apathy. I got the cure for all known disease, I can make money grow on trees, I know how to stop terrorism, I know one of the guys in TISM. (chorus) That's not what motivates me, Enough of this petty stuff for me, Not interested in pedantry, I'm interested in apathy Apathy... Well here we at the last verse, I've lost interest. Mar 1987